PAY $249
Secure checkout. No quotes. No awkward sales call. No mystery invoice.
NO AGENCY BULLSHIT.
YOUR BUSINESS NEEDS A WEBSITE.
NOT A $4,000 INVOICE.
A sharp, custom-built website for one simple price. Built fast. Built properly. Built to make your business look legit.
✓ Mobile-ready
✓ Fast turnaround
✓ Built to look legit
$249
ONE PRICE
ONE PRICE
Most small businesses do not need a bloated agency process.
YOU NEED A SITE THAT LOOKS HECTIC, WORKS PROPERLY, AND GETS YOU ENQUIRIES.
HOW THE OPERATION WORKS
Dead simple.
DROP THE INFO
Tell us about your business, upload your logo and photos, and show us what you like.
WE BUILD
Your site gets designed, coded and polished into something you are actually proud to send people.
YOU GO LIVE
Your finished site gets prepared for launch so you can get your business online.
THE GOODS
Not template-looking rubbish.
WHAT $249 GETS YOU
Everything you actually need.
01 Custom website design
02 Mobile + desktop responsive
03 Contact / enquiry form
04 Basic SEO setup
05 Socials, maps, services + gallery
06 Hosting included
JOIN THE CARTEL
$249
ONE-OFF WEBSITE BUILD
- Custom small-business website
- Fast turnaround target
- Mobile optimised
- Hosting included
- Usually ready in 24–48 hours
NO SALES PITCH.
Buy the website like a product.
Pay. Fill in your details. We build. You launch. That is the entire idea.
“No agency bullshit.”
FAQ
The obvious questions.
Is it really only $249?
Yes — the base website build is $249 once-off. Extra pages, advanced functionality, domains, hosting or ongoing management can be quoted separately if needed.
How fast do I get my website?
Allow 1–5 business days, but most websites are turned around within 24–48 hours once we have the information and assets we need.
Do I need to write all the website copy?
No. Give us the facts about your business and we can shape them into clean website copy as part of the build.
What happens after I pay?
You are redirected to the onboarding form where you submit your business information, logo, images, services, contact details and design preferences.
Is hosting included?
Hosting and domain costs are separate from the $249 build fee unless explicitly included in your final package.